Friday, February 03, 2006

Same old, same old?

I think not. Tourism Ireland believes that tourists are being turned off by the fact that Irish cities "are becoming indistinguishable from other European cities".

The problem is, clearly, that Tourism Ireland has failed to properly promote our unique dedication to the art of lap dancing. Centuries of Catholic oppression sought to purge Ireland of this ancient Celtic art form. Now that we've broken free of our priestly chains we can reclaim our druidic past. Lap dancing is that past.