Last week I was finally able to get into the Embassy to get my new passport. I was there with my wife and daughter, who also needed a new passport. Anyway, my daughter was reading my renewal form and noticed that I had listed "brown" for my hair color. My daughter said "there's a lot of gray there". My wife piled on with, "Can you be arrested for lying on this form? Salt and pepper is closer to the truth than brown".
Family members can be so cruel.