Once in a lifetime opportunity

The job you've always dreamt of -- Vice President of the Dukes of Hazard Institute.

Responsibilities include:

• watch The Dukes of Hazzard every weeknight on CMT;
• know the words to The Dukes of Hazzard theme song, "Good Ol' Boys," written and performed on the series by the legendary Waylon Jennings;
• serve as media expert on The Dukes of Hazzard for the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute: must be available for TV, radio and newspaper interviews to share passion for The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
• write the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute online blog for cmt.com;
• be passionate about The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
• make appearances at special events such as Dukesfest 2005 in Bristol, Tenn., (June 4-5, 2005).

Too good to be true or what? I mean, blogging on the Dukes of Hazzard is one of those opportunities where you know writer's block will never be an issue. Thousands of potential topics present themselves daily.