Wednesday, September 19, 2007

To all Met fans and Met fans only

Is everybody okay in here? Anyone need any help?

No, that wasn't a bomb. It was just the sky falling on us. What? Cut on my head? I must have blacked out. I didn't know I was hurt.

I don't remember much, just the sound of an explosion. What was that? That was Raphael Belliard crushing the ball? Isn't he on Washington? Aren't they in last place? Okay, fourth place. WHATEVER! - they're a long way back.

How long do you think the lights will be out? Sheesh. My head really hurts.