Thugswear

I'm only just exhaling after barely avoiding being labelled a "boy racer" when I'm reminded that I can still pass for a thug.

First it was the hoodie - now baseball caps are the latest fashion item to fall foul of the crusade against anti-social behaviour. A chain of internet cafes owned by Stelios Haji-Ioannou, the founder of no frills airline easyJet, has banned customers from wearing the headgear, claiming they are associated with "deviant" behaviour.

Mr. Haji-Ioannou surely only meant to ban this particular cap, and not the regal cap I wear.